The Eggman Announcement

The Eggman Announcement is a clip from a fandub, or improvised voice over, of Sonic Adventure 2. (see SA2 Fandub)

The announcement's content contains:


 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik acknowledging the fact that he has gone out of his way to produce and mass-distribute the announcement in question
 * A statement that Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker
 * Anecdotal evidence of the statements by claiming that Shadow the Hedgehog had pissed on his wife
 * Confirmation that Shadow the Hedgehog did indeed piss on Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's wife
 * A claim that Shadow the Hedgehog either taunted Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik or teased with Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's wife, specifically the quote "thiiiiis biig"
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's opinion of the quote, which was disgustment
 * He then publicly decides to make a callout post on his Twitter account, referred to as his "Twitter dot com," likely because of his unfavorable experience with Shadow the Hedgehog (implied with the word "So")
 * A description of the contents of the callout post, which was Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's opinion of Shadow the Hedgehog's genitalia, notably its unfavorable size
 * Further description of the size of Shadow the Hedgehog's genitalia, this time comparing it to a walnut (specifically that it was "way smaller")
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik taunts his audience, rhretorically asking if they "know what"
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik then proceeds to say that this is what his dong looks like, as the Space Colony ARK simultaneously breaks specific pieces off to resemble Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's face
 * The face, having a protruding cone shaped thing and two circles meant to resemble eyes, could have been mistaken for male genitalia, resulting in the following
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik confirms that what his audience is viewing is, indeed, accurate, noting all the points as well as the lack of pillows and quills, describing the Space Colony ARK as "two balls and a bong"
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik then modifies his previous testimony, now claiming that Shadow the Hedgehog performed sexual intercourse with Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's wife
 * As a result of Shadow the Hedgehog's sexual history, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik's wife in particular, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik publicly decides to have sexual intercourse with Planet Earth
 * He proceeds to change his mind, deciding now that he is "gonna go higher!" He makes a final decision to piss on the moon (editor's note: how tf does pissing on something qualify as sexing it?)
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik continues, taunting former US President Barrack Obama, asking his opinion on the events that very recently transpired before giving an extremely brief summary along with an insult
 * In accordance with a timer displayed on a television, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik gives a deadline for the arrival of his urine, noting that they must move to a position outside of his eyesight in order for him to not piss on them as well