Quotes

This is a clone of the Bruh Chat quotes shared notes document.

Quotes from 🗿

“H” - Tanner 2019

“Y'all wanna have a smash facetime again? -Tanner 2020

"Guys I have a question

If plankton has used instruments of torture before, why did he use them?" - Tanner 2020

"We should probably include both classic

sonic and modern Sonos" - Tanner 2020

" ￼[see gif --->]

" - James 2020

"Tanner: I’m a virgin

Also Tanner: I fucked my keyboard" - Zak 2020

“We are doing as many fucking characters as possible”

- Joel 2020" - Zak 2020

"So we have shadow, edgy shadow, Gary, and bisexual shadow" -Joel 2020

"...Metal Sonic (yes he is different from Carl [Mecha Sonic] I know this bc I am a fucking virgin)..." - Tanner 2020

"That was when for some reason I had a furry fetish" - James 2020

"Who wants to piss on me" - James 2020

"“I HAVE 3 WORDS, PRIVATE!”

holds up 2 fingers

“ARE YOU A SPY?”" - James 2020

"Moose cock cracker spread" - Tanner 2020

"How do gay have the sex, pp can’t go in pp like fr" - Aubrey 2020

“they (SEGA) were less of ‘that company that has some fun little niche games and are good at respecting its fan base’ and more of ‘HAHA WOW LOOK AT THOS RADICAL NEW GAME MARIO SUCKS ASS LMAO BUY A SONIC DILDO TODAY FOR $29.99’” - Tanner 2020

“What would happen if thanos busted a nut while wearing the gauntlet” - Tanner 2020

“Pixie Sticks are just softcore cocaine” - Tanner 2020

“"Did the frog like it when you raped it” -tanner 2020" - Zak 2020

"“Fuck the shit up” -Joel 2020" - James 2020

“Do you think Metallic Madness Zone is Eggman’s mecha sex dungeon” - Tanner 2020

"I can feel the staple in my stomach" - Ela 2020

“Plz help me save up for bald eagle cheeto” - Anderson 2020

"My stomach was really burnt" - Ela 2020

"They're killing the cats... And baking them into a cake!" - Ela 2020

“And here’s what my ass looks like: whoooshshwhahahshoosh” - Tanner 2020

“Now get into my ass, before I shit on you too” - James 2020

"Alright the entirety of the river is fucking gone. Good " -James 2020

"That’s Why is a dog dog and cat dog cat and dog cat dog and dog dog food is ok not to mention a cat cat is dog cat cat dog dog cat and dog dog food and cat cat is the only cat dog cat is the dog cat cat is a cat dog cat and cat cat is dog cat dog food dog cat dog and dog cat cat is a dog cat dog and cat cat is the dog cat dog and dog dog food and cat food was very big and dog food is dog friendly food is a good place for a dog" -Rainer 2020

“Unrelated to our sans boner discussion but...” - Tanner 2020

"egg" - Ela 2020

"sorry Mr Rogers my joycons were repaired I was thinking drew had a better chance of beating me in smash bros sorry" - Joel 2020

"she said she has full custody of him but that's not true just because she made him doesn't mean she's his dad" - Joel 2020

"Go live your dream of fucking a metallic hedgehog" - James 2020

“Who’s semen is black” - Tanner 2020

“Applesauce is just chunky piss” - Tanner 2020

“Apples are the origin of piss” - James 2020

“Don’t eat apples, no more piss” - James 2020

“It may be shit, but it’s artistic shit” - James 2020

* in batman voice* "Thank you for the laundry basket, mother." - Tanner 2020

"I broke my penis on the trampoline" - Tanner 2020

“I have the power of being white and black” - Xavier 2020

“[n-word]” - James 2005 (First word)

"a" - Aubree 2020

"lets all just enjoy...some mayonnaise have a good time..." - Aubree 2020

"Joel liked "Pee"

Glad I have notifications" - Zak 2020

“In health class today we did reproductive organs and me and the boys played penis music at max volume at the end of class” - Drew 2020

“Is that a new game? Reproductive organs?” - James 2020

“WE ARE NOT CUMMING ON THE CHIPS” - Tanner 2020

"“Alright do you wanna be a first hand witness to an ant gangbang”

“Someone else make this shit if you want it to happen”

"These messages mix perfectly with each other" - Zak 2020

"Why are you taking facetime photos of Moustache Man?!?" - James 2020

“WHY IS MY INVENTORY FULL OF GLISTENING MELONS” - Tanner 2020

"The only bad thing about using SwiftKey is that I can't be mad at Tim Apple and instead have to be mad at Satya Microsoft and those damn ants" - Joel 2020

"Bruno Mars likes sonic fetish art" - Tanner 2020

“Nah, I like sea men better” - Zak 2020

"You guys wanna have the dick size tier list" - Tanner 2020

"How could he I’m fucking crying and shitting right now 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭😩😭😩" - James 2020

“No pps for cars” - Tanner 2020

“I wish Mario would beat MY meat” - Tanner 2020

“YOU SHOULD’VE GONE FOR THE ANUS” - Tanner 2020

"Bruh just HOLD YOUR DICK" - Tanner 2020

"Why are Carl’s testicles so small" - James 2020

"“Did you do that with Shortcuts or Snowboard”

-Zak 2020

Wow what a great quote I laughed so much" - Zak 2020

"*I’m goddamn Timothy Apple and his child slaves" - Tanner 2020

"Ł M Ä Œ" - Literally Everyone Ever 2020

"Squidward do be seducing people tho" - Joel 2020

"Whenever I want to go to Twitter, I enter tanner's mouth" - Joel 2020

“We are an anime statue and god put us in a cum jar” - Tanner 2020

"That is a very thin didlo" - Tanner 2020

"Wer were you wen randil ate/fucked bat? I was on computer making code, wen Tanner send messinge

"Randall ate/fucked a bat"

"no"" - Joel 2020

"Does he like have a penis hidden in a meat flap or something? Well that can’t be true because in monsters university he says he wishes he had pockets.

HOW DOES MIKE [Wazowski] HAVE SEX? We know his “species” is capable since we see his mom in the end credits thing in inc! H O W" - Tanner 2020

"Lucid dreaming is just creative mode"- Tanner 2020

"OPPOOOOO BOT" - Tanner 2020

"I’m not homo, but Ralsei makes me homo" - James 2020

"Thank god you can hold links to get a preview on iOS or else my search history would just be shrek pictures" - Tanner 2020

"I too commit assault when someone disagrees with me" - Tanner 2020

"I tried using my leg to cover up my speakers but even on the lowest volume it’s still pretty loud" - Zak 2020

“Guys my dog shat on my backpack twice” - Tanner 2020

“Guys I shat on my dog twice” - Tanner 2020

"iPenis ($999.99)

Dual pp squirrels" - Tanner 2020

"iPenis ($999.99)

Dual pp squirters

Revolutionary new adjustable balls

Can attach to any surface

8 cameras (totally not for spying)

Buy it or we will publicly shame you" - Tanner 2020

“Do the creators of those beat box videos just snort a line of Kraft macaroni cheese powder and some bath salts and then start animating?” - Tanner 2020

“Oh yeah and that stupid ducking bathroom scene in cars 2 where mater gets sexually harassed by an anime car anally jetting him” - Tanner 2020

“Bunnies aren’t fish

Dump as” - Tanner 2020